There is a website online that I visit once in a while. It contains random quotes from a chat program that people usually find funny. I'm not posting a link to this site because it's often quite vulgar and I wouldn't really recommend it to people, but some of the quotes they have are very funny. Most of the people on there are either very dumb or very geeky, so most of the funny quotes go in one of those directions. I'm posting some of the funnier quotes on here. The format may end up being somewhat confusing on xanga, but I hope you enjoy them anyway. The names in < > are the screennames of the particular user. Anyway, hope you enjoy some of these. I thought they were pretty funny. (By the way, 10 in binary equals 2 for those who don't know, and Python is a programming language). Let me know if you enjoyed them or if I shouldn't bother posting these kinds of things anymore. <Sonium> Someone speak Python here? <lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS <lucky> SSSSS <Sonium> The programming language ___________________________________________________________________________ <Patrician|Away> What does your robot do, sam? <bovril> It collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls. ___________________________________________________________________________ <kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't." <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow. <SpaceRain> STUPID ___________________________________________________________________________ <DragonflyBlade21> A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. ___________________________________________________________________________ <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks? <TheXPhial> Vaccuums <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? <TheXPhial> Black holes <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool? <TheXPhial> Lava? ___________________________________________________________________________ <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet. ___________________________________________________________________________<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid <V-girl> i belong with the other 13% ___________________________________________________________________________<BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes to talk about diversity and racism today. Prof's never met him. In walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude, he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything. He has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer. He even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear. He walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us. The prof's like..."Are you... Jeff?" He goes, 'True dat, ho' and says 'You all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle, waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some junk. So she tells him to give his speech on diversity, and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin.' Then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit, and says "Sorry I'm late." It turns out the first black dude was just baked. He doesn't even go to college; he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms. |